Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”
“Don’t get up” said the American, “I’m in the aisle seat. I’ll get it for you.”
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American’s shoe and spat in it.
When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too.”
Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
“Why does it have to be this way?” he asked. “How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes.”
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how the hell dare u make jokes on Arab .. u SUX .. and the joke SUX .. and ur website SUX !!!
one of the reasons california is such agggreeeaaattt place ta liv is becoz we hate niggers and we respect the white law….now u arabs come in with yer camel steaks and ruin the status quo-god bless bush and the klan and freedom to kill niggerrrssss everywhere!!
oh the stars and stripes!!!
For those who hates arabs: Ur familys taught u since u were babies that arabs are bad.. thats not true because more than 70% of us are good and the bad arabs are who u only met..
There’s a place for everyone in this world of ours – we truly are brothers and sisters – I lived 12 years as a western woman in an arab/islamic country and they were the best and safest years of my life. Shukran. Minique – Australia
hi-hi this is hillarous joke, i think this is not joke on arabs nor ameriacans but on both and on the world we live in.
arab suck
they are the most sadistic mofo you´ll ever met
not to mention racist, they´ll only married to other arab, or white, cause they think white r better than them
but jews r worst
not to mention white
those three suck ass