As you know, al Qaeda considers it a sin for a man to see
a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at
2:00 PM Central time all American women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour
is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not al Qaeda,
demonstrate that they think it’s okay to see nude women
other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.
And since al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
anti-al Qaeda sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!