Archive for April, 2004
« Previous EntriesNo Dodgeball = World of Pussies
Monday, April 26th, 2004Okay, what is this world coming to? I think we are raising the future pussies of America. How do we expect to raise men to protect our country if we treat them like flower holding pussies all of their childhood. Kids need to lose, kids need to get hurt, kids need to be made fun [...]
Back from the weddings
Sunday, April 25th, 2004Well, I’m back from the weddings. The Friday wedding in Austin, TX was beautiful. I would go to say it was “movie perfect”. Saturday’s wedding was a normal one in a clubhouse. It’s nice to get free food, and drinks two nights in a row…
Today I’m being kinda lazy, it’s 3:15pm almost and I’m fixing [...]
Leaving for a Wedding
Friday, April 23rd, 2004I’m heading out to Austin today for my cousin Scott’s wedding. They’ve got a neat webpage for the whole thing where you can see how they met and details on the wedding..
I need to leave soon because it’s about a two and a half hour drive.. so tata
Joke of the day
Thursday, April 22nd, 2004Courtesy of Phatlowry:
A man walks into a bar and yells “Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!”
The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says “Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast” The man replies [...]
Wooo Gmail
Wednesday, April 21st, 2004Got my gmail account setup today. Lets see how it goes… <michaelp at gmail dot com>
Heartburn
Wednesday, April 21st, 2004Popeye’s Spicy Chicken gives me heart burn. I should sue for ‘free chicken for life’. That would be mighty tasty.
Network Associates sent me our new ‘License Authorization Grant’, but put term 2002-2003 on the document. Even worse, we paid for this year in Janurary. That’s some lagtime.
Verizon Visa called me on my HOUSTON OFFICE LANDLINE [...]
Bond.. James Bond..
Wednesday, April 21st, 2004Thinkgeek is selling a James Bond Stealth Camera. It costs $100 but, still it’s kinda neat. Good for those candid shots of people when they don’t know you’ve got a camera.
SpamAssassin Addons
Wednesday, April 21st, 2004Been running SpamAssassin on the mail server for quite some time.
The following .cf files have reduced the amount of spam by a noticable bit.
http://www.stearns.org/sa-blacklist/sa-blacklist.current
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mkettler/sa/antidrug.cf
http://www.merchantsoverseas.com/wwwroot/gorilla/bigevil.cf
Throw them in your /etc/mail/spamassassin/ directory and restart spamd. Oh yeah, make sure and : “mv sa-blacklist.current 50blacklist.cf“.
Make sure you keep them up to date, that way you will be blocking all [...]
Sofa King
Monday, April 19th, 2004hehe.. this is funny, reminds me of a guy who used to work with me back at CompUSA. He always used to says “This is Sofa King Wee Todd It.” It eventually got on my nerves..
Walmart Driving Netflix away
Monday, April 19th, 2004Walmart has begun an online DVD rental site, just like NetFlix.
See wal-mart’s page here. I think i’ll sign up for a netflix account.
Walmart.com - DVD Rentals