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HELSINKI, Finland (Reuters) – A service promising to answer people’s prayers with a text message apparently sent by Jesus has been shut down after complaints by Finland’s mobile services watchdog.

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar…Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup … just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor… Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

The Metrosexual Quiz

and in case your lost on the whole metrosexual bit, see this

Santa Flash

Supposedly, a stage technician recorded this from Enrique Iglesias’ microphone as Enrique was lip synching to a playback version of “Rhythm Divine” at a concert in Poland. Great stuff…

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Animal Vegetable Video: Outfitting Animals and Plants with Helmet-Mounted Video Cameras Worldwide

The 12 STIs Of Christmas
Kinda funny. Stick figures at the bottom are the funniest.

Chimgam – Korean Arse Shooter :: A funny ass game. You have to shoot the finger up an ass before it shits on you.

For the week of October 20th through the 25th, in stellar weasel-like fashion, Scott Adams convinced five top cartoonists to draw and write Dilbert in his place. Each day of the week, a new strip by one of these Mystery Artists will be on display here. Come back every day to read the newest Mystery Strip, then try to guess who the cartoonist might be. If you get totally stumped, don稚 worry, we池e being nice and making it easy for you to find out the answer. Just click on the strip to find out who the cartoonist is.